hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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