FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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