Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so that wasnt chicken after all
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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