new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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