She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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