3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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