Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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