i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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