how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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