Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Never underestimate the power of titties
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