she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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