Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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