I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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