She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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