I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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