I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
