Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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