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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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