Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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