we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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