So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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