My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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