That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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