Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
