After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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