I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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