how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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