I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
tell me about the eggs
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
