I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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