Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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