Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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