two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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