i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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