I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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