FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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