just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
vagina is talking i cant
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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