So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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