Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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