Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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