i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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