idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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