I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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