I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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