I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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