My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
