we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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