my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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