Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize
