i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
sex in a hospital.. check
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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