My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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