no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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