where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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