If that was your dad, he is hot
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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