Your tits are I can't wait for
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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